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  2. "Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you."
    — (via deprincession)

    (Source: bettekinney, via reasonablys)

     

  3. "Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows."
     

  4. pinuppussycat:

    There are 2 types of men I adore:

    •Clean cut men with pomps

    •Hairy viking men with buns 

     
  5. (Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

     
  6. figililly:

    Paul McCartney, Linda Eastman, John Lennon & Yoko Ono

     
  7. capo-verde:

    envycamacho:

    kim-jong-healthy:

    humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea

    this is actually so cool

    Fuck

    (via will-wait-4-you)

     

  8. "I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’"
    — Neil Gaiman (via larmoyante)

    (via woe-ful)

     
  9. pedro-martines:

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

    image

    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    Slowclappinginthedistance

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via newshireland)

     
  10. This car. Goeth would’ve bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people…Ten more people. This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would’ve given me two for it; at least one. He would’ve given me one, one more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could’ve gotten…one more person and I didn’t.

    (Source: tomhiddles, via tomhiddles)